HELL JOURNEY
BY CLINT AND DYLAN





"check it out? i usually just like to sit around and cry on friday nights"



"i will slice your eyes if you fuck us up, google maps"



"get that lump of shit off your head let's go"



"$10 for a bj"



"yeah, suck that map off"



"wait i need that $10 back for gas"



"i only have $10, do you accept bj"
"yes, bj is acceptable"



"yeah, his penis did kind of look like a tree branch"



"what's going on at the middle school?"



"they look so young and innocent"



"but they are the forbidden fruit"



"hi, how can i help you guys?"
"o hi, do you have any lifesize children dolls"



"uh, hold on let me check"
"yesssssssss"



"can we stop at krauzer's, i'm kind of hungry"



"...for man meat"



"what do you call white people who play basketball"



"race traitors"



"i'm crazy for crazee's"
"HAHAHA I THINK MY RETARDED COUSIN MADE THAT JOKE ONCE"



"what's going on at the high school?"
"i think there's a play tonight"
"o right, i thought i smelled nerd filth"



"ok that's briody's, we're getting closer"
"did you know that irish people are a genetically inferior people?"
"yes"



"finally, the entrance"







"look at all these boats"
"this place is hellish"



"hold on i need to take a dump"



"i just lost 6 lbs on the huge ass dookie diet"



"wait, what's that in the underbrush!"



"what the hell is that thing!"



"its running towards the river!"
"look at that tight ass"



"it's going to swim to the bottom of the river!"



"o wait, it drowned"



"look, it left one last message in the sand"
"fuck blax?"
"o wow"


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