HELL JOURNEY 2
BY CLINT AND DYLAN





"let's go to the mall tonight"
"why?"
"uh..."



"i got my dick stuck in one of these automatic doors once"



"the food court just sentenced my stomach to hungry!"
"the food court tried me for rape"



"you fuck like a massage chair"



"look, a wild goth herd..."



"they migrate to the mall every friday night..."



"with one destination in mind..."



"Hollister!"



"quit taking pictures of those people"
"quit eating so many people"



"my aunt has palm-sized nipples, too"
"how do you know?"
"wet t-shirt contest"



"put that in a baggy and shove it in your anal cavity so we can smoke it later"



"its not the size of the dog in fight its the predetermined outcome of the well planned choreography"



"check out the ass sag on the easter bunny"



"i didn't know hispanics bathed"



"why is your heart beating so fast?"
"please don't rob me"



"art expo!"



"art sexpo"



"sexbox 360"



"dora the sexplorer"
"my sperm are more mature than you"



"Game Stop: still ripping you off even though you aren't a child anymore"



"dude lets go find the lingerie section"
"as far as i'm concerned, this is it"



"crocs are just so comfortable!"
"yeah so are anal beads"



"the bigger the sunglasses, the bigger the bitch"



"i know somebody who could use a diabetes cookbook..."



"GET AWAY FROM THAT BOOK I AM GOING TO EAT IT"



"what are they looking at?"
"they just heard carlos mencia make a joke"



"shoot me, i want to die"
"why? did you just see TMNT?"



"hey guys i have an arcade at my house... it's in my basement so no one can hear you scream"



"hey why are your mom and dad hanging from that rope"



"i think they spelled suburbia wrong"



"mom come get me, i just pooped my pants"



"how could i not get poop on the seat?"


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