Santa In The House
Posted by Santa
Where do I begin?
Well, I guess it all started when this guy was born. Then people started throwing him parties. After a while it got boring just getting drunk ever December 25th, and I decided to make it more fun by giving people shit. That was around the same time that Coke-a-cola sponsored my little "make reindeer fly" endeavor and I sold out and started to wear their colors. Shit worked though, and now I got me a pimp ass ride. Thanks, Coke!
Coke did a lot for Santa
But anyways, what it boils down to nowadays, is that I get to go around the world one night a year making people artifically happy for about a day or two, then they forget all about me. But check this. I'm making some stops some time in the new year. That's right. I'll fucking be back, BEFORE next Christmas, and I'll have some sweet shit in tow too. Just you wait.